Merry Christmas!

Chet's nuts roasting near an open fire

Chet's tongue lapping at your nose
Tiny turds all lined up in the snow
And dogs dressed up like Eskimos...

Everybody knows a Boston with his googly eyes
Can help to make the season bright

Little dogs with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that toys and gifts await
To be ripped to teeny bits beneath the tree
And every Boston knows that Hollofill

Can cover rooms just like a Christmas snow.
And so I'm sending you this simple song

For readers near and readers far
Though it's been said many times many ways

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas

Chetfans.

Thanks to Bill of the Birds for Lines 1 and 3.